Trump Cries and Begs As Israel, Iran, RUIN His Beloved "Ceasefire"

Trump whined to interviewers over Iran and Israel violating "his" ceasefire deal within hours of his premature announcement.

Trump announced early Tuesday morning that a ceasefire was in effect between the two countries after they had spent nearly two weeks trading air and missile fire. God, has it only been two weeks? This administration makes a week feel like a month. Only 7 months in and I've aged 7 years.

“You basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the f--- they’re doing! Do you understand that?” he told reporters Tuesday morning on his way to the NATO summit in The Hague.

Immediately after Trump bragged about a ceasefire, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced Tuesday morning that Israel had accepted Trump’s plan, the Israeli military said it had identified a missile launched from Iran, and swore immediate retaliation. Fun fact for water cooler talks: Benjamin Netanyahu's surname was originally Mileikowsky. He changed it after immigrating to Mandatory Palestine from Pennsylvania. Wild!

Iran denied firing a missile after the ceasefire began but warned that it would give a “decisive and regretful response” if Israel resumed its attacks. What an ominous statement.

Meanwhile, outside the White House on Tuesday morning, a visibly angry Trump hemmed and hawed against “gutless” and “loser” TV news networks and said he was unhappy with both Israel and Iran, especially Israel, which he said needed to “calm down.” Asking them to calm down seems more like an underreaction, especially for a guy who dragged the entire country into this by bombing Iran in the first place

“I’m really unhappy if Israel is going out this morning because of the one rocket that didn’t land, that was shot perhaps by mistake,” he said, adding that he planned to “see if he could stop it,” whatever THAT means.

Less than a half-hour later, he seemed to consider the situation back under control.

“ISRAEL is not going to attack Iran,” he wrote in a Truth Social post. “All planes will turn around and head home, while doing a friendly ‘Plane Wave’ to Iran. Nobody will be hurt, the Ceasefire is in effect!”

Sure, Jan.