Trump's FBI Director is in Hiding After Epstein Disappointment

Former Podcaster Dan Bongino, turned FBI DEPUTY DIRECTOR (this is the dumbest f**king timeline), is hiding from work after the Epstein List travesty.

Apparently, White House aides have been quietly reaching out to CNN for clarity over going ons in their own administration.

There is currently a lot of confusion over whether or not Dan Bongino is actually still the deputy director of the FBI, after his failure to turn up at the office on Friday. That led to speculation he’d followed through on threats to quit Wednesday in an agruement with Attorney General Pam Bondi over her handling of recent developments in the Jeffrey Epstein case.

FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino has called his own agency “the single most corrupt law enforcement institution” in America. White House aides had to reach out to their mortal enemy, CNN, to ask if FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino had turned up for work Monday.

“[Officials] were texting each other and texting me this morning asking, you know, whether or not they had figured out if he had shown up to work today because it was still an open question in Washington this morning if he was going to be back at the FBI today,” CNN host Kaitlan Collins told viewers Monday.

Though he did finally re-emerge at the office, Collins noted the uncertainty had been fueled by the fact his relationship with other members of the administration “has deteriorated so much that there are officials inside the White House who have not spoken to Dan Bongino in days,” as well as the fact that “the president with very angry” with him following his reported outburst last Wednesday.

A long-time peddler of Epstein conspiracy theories, Bongino’s reported threats to quit came as the MAGA backlash escalated over the DOJ and FBI findings that Epstein’s 2019 death in custody was likely a suicide, and that he kept no “client list” of elite co-conspirators despite Bondi’s prior assurances the roster not only existed, but was “sitting on my desk” awaiting review.