Elon Musk Discovers Another Thing Money Can't Buy

The man who purchased America for a mere $250 million finally found out that money can't buy everything. Just like he found out money can't buy likeability, comedic timing, the love of a woman, or gamer cred. Seriously, look at this video of him pretending to play Diablo 4. If you've never played the game, you don't use the keyboard to walk around, and he's just button-mashing on what looks like an automated build. If I had 1/438 of his wealth, I wouldn't be wasting time on Twitter trying to impress gamers.

Wisconsin voters added to the list on Tuesday, voting against his $2 million investment and keeping the state’s 4-3 liberal Supreme Court majority.

Judge Susan Crawford is projected to win the state’s Supreme Court race on, despite that meddling billionaire’s pumping millions of dollars to her opponent's campaign. Crawford is leading by a whopping 11 percentage points, eclipsing Trump's 1-point victory during the election.

Musk has been obsessed with the race, bringing it up in interviews, testing about it constantly, and even attending a bunch of rallies in the state. On the eve of the election, he claimed that the race would kick off a domino effect that would decide “whether Republicans or Democrats control the House of Representatives.”

“This would be catastrophic, and it would destroy the agenda for reform. It would make it almost impossible for the reforms that are underway to take place. I’m really asking from the bottom of my heart here, please go out and vote,” Musk said. And the people did. Just not for the candidate he was throwing money at.

Musk also gave away $2 million to two voters Sunday in a rigged raffle to encourage voting, with several reports claiming that groups he's affiliated with have spent around $20 million in total on the race.