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Elon Musk Crashed Out on Twitter Over Tesla Rumors
Elon Musk went on an unhinged, all caps (possibly ketamine fueled) rant fest on Twitter, all because of a Wall Street Journal report that...
Kayla Milton
1 day ago2 min read


Tesla Board is Sending Musk Back Home
Tesla shareholders have had enough of Elon Musk and are demanding he leave US politics - at least publicly. Thanks to the monstrous...
Kayla Milton
Apr 233 min read


Hegseth and Musk Are At Each Other's Throats
President Elon Musk and Trump's Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth are locked in a battle over military staffing and spending, plunging the...
Kayla Milton
Apr 233 min read


DOGE Sucks at Their Job
The DOGE "savings" website quietly removed nearly one billion dollars in what it claims to have “saved” through canceled contracts,...
Kayla Milton
Apr 182 min read


Finally, Someone is Looking Into DOGE
Elon Musk’s DOGE is being audited by the Government Accountability Office (GAO), according to Wired. Sources and records have revealed...
Kayla Milton
Apr 102 min read


It's Not Just You - Trump Officials are Over 'Irritating' Musk
White House officials are showing their humanity! It seems that a number of them are struggling to hide their disdain for Elon Musk’s...
Kayla Milton
Apr 103 min read


Watch Elon Musk Die Inside as Gamers Troll Him Online
As a gamer it's very hard to say good things about the "gamer community". The anti-woke Gamergaters of the past have evolved into an...
Kayla Milton
Apr 93 min read


Elon Musk Discovers Another Thing Money Can't Buy
The man who purchased America for a mere $250 million finally found out that money can't buy everything. Just like he found out money...
Kayla Milton
Apr 22 min read


Elon Musk and DOGE Are Facing Setbacks
DOGE Gets Dunked on by the Courts In the latest blow to Musk's attempt to destroy America, a judge has ordered that the Trump...
Kayla Milton
Mar 182 min read


Musk Continues to Pocket American Tax Dollars
Billions in rural broadband funding could soon be funneled into Elon Musk’s pockets via Starlink despite its lower quality, unreliable...
Kayla Milton
Mar 181 min read


Trump's Embarrassing Tesla Stunt Only Cost Musk $100 Million Dollars
Isn't this bribery? Hatch Act? Anything?? Donald Trump just sold the sanctity of the position of president for the promise of a mere $100...
Kayla Milton
Mar 122 min read


ICYMI: Weekend Round Up
Do Not Comply in Advance - That Includes Hopelessness Bernie Sanders Grabs a Crowd of 10,000 at Stop for His ‘Fight Oligarchy’ Tour More...
Kayla Milton
Mar 103 min read


SpaceX Rocket Explodes as Elon Musk Attempts FAA/NASA Coup
Elon Musk has complained constantly about the "failings" of NASA and the FAA. He is also currently trying to convert NASA into SpaceX...
Kayla Milton
Mar 71 min read


Smartest and Richest* Man in the World Can't Do Basic Google Search
Elon Musk, the man currently funneling American taxpayer dollars directly into his pocket, has falsely accused prominent lawyer and CNN...
Kayla Milton
Feb 282 min read


Man Known for Tweeting and Playing Videogames All Day Tells Federal Workers to Justify Their Jobs—Or Be Fired
This weekend, deadbeat baby daddy, Elon Musk used his ill-gotten government authority to ruin the 2 days of rest actual hard-working...
Kayla Milton
Feb 242 min read


Trump Sends Elon on Fool's Errand to Make New Air Force 1 Jets
Fascism is 90% aesthetics, which partially explains why Donald Trump has tasked Elon Musk with the job of badgering Boeing into...
Kayla Milton
Feb 241 min read


Editorial: Donald Trump Sidelined and Steamrolled in Latest Fox Interview
In an interview with Fox host Sean Hannity, Donald Trump found himself in the same spot as his ex-wife - ignored for a younger, newer...
Kayla Milton
Feb 212 min read


Elon Musk Waved a Chainsaw Around at CPAC While His Child Needed Medical Attention
Elon Musk took to the stage at the Conservative Political Action Conference donning suspicious shades, a gold chain, and a T-shirt...
Kayla Milton
Feb 212 min read


Oopsie - Trump Accidentally Fired the People Who Are Fighting the Avian Flu!
Oh no! Under the direction of Musk and his band of dudes who pay for dating apps, the U.S. Department of Agriculture "accidentally" fired...
Kayla Milton
Feb 202 min read


"Genius" DOGE Hackers Are Disastrously Bad at Math
MAGA Conservatives have been doing victory laps about "owning the libs" as Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency claimed a...
Kayla Milton
Feb 202 min read
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