Man Known for Tweeting and Playing Videogames All Day Tells Federal Workers to Justify Their Jobs—Or Be Fired

This weekend, deadbeat baby daddy, Elon Musk used his ill-gotten government authority to ruin the 2 days of rest actual hard-working government employees get.

The most recent phase of his indiscriminate hacking away at our federal agencies was an unprofessional, suspicious-looking email to all government employees threatening them with being fired. The email told all employees to reply with a bullet list of 5 things they did that week. He THEN took to Twitter to say that any non-response would be taken as a resignation.

“To be clear, the bar is very low here. An email with some bullet points that make any sense at all is acceptable! Should take less than 5 mins to write,” Musk wrote.

“A large number of good responses have been received already. These are the people who should be considered for promotion,” he wrote in a follow-up post.

The deadline for the email assignment is 11:59 p.m. Monday.

Newly sworn-in FBI director, and known Russian asset, Kash Patel sent an email instructing agency staffers to “pause any responses” they may have been working on following Musk’s request, saying: “FBI personnel may have received an email from OPM requesting information. The FBI, through the Office of the Director, is in charge of all of our review processes and will conduct reviews in accordance with FBI procedures. When and if further information is required, we will coordinate the responses. For now, please pause any responses.”

For those who can't remember, Musk used the exact same technocrat, strongman tactic to break Twitter after his takeover.

The American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE) released a statement confirming they would be challenging any unlawful terminations.

“Once again, Elon Musk and the Trump Administration have shown their utter disdain for federal employees and the critical services they provide to the American people,” wrote AFGE national president Everett Kelley, who rightfully described the move as “cruel and disrespectful.”