Smartest and Richest* Man in the World Can't Do Basic Google Search

Elon Musk, the man currently funneling American taxpayer dollars directly into his pocket, has falsely accused prominent lawyer and CNN legal analyst Norm Eisen of leading a “crime family” after he discovered a woman with the same last name who worked for an organization that accepted funds from the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID).

Based on the way Elon Musk names his children obviously, he must think that all names and surnames are unique and therefore must be related. Or maybe he was trying to read their names in code with a Neuralink and his database claimed TRUE, who knows?

The only problem? The organization member, Tamar Eisen, is not related to Norm Eisen.

On X, Musk responded to a post that falsely stated that Tamar, an employee of the nonprofit National Democratic Institute, was the CNN personality’s daughter. The post took aim at the elder Eisen for being “the mastermind behind a slew of lawsuits” that seek to stifle the so-called Department of Government Efficiency’s gutting of USAID.

This seems to be another, all too often case of MAGA projection - every accusation is a confession. They believe because they cut deals and kickbacks for their friends and family - everyone else must be doing it too.

Tamar Eisen, the post alleged, “was strutting her stuff as a Program Officer for the NDI’s Gender, Women and Democracy team for almost three years.”

Musk wrote in response Thursday afternoon: “The Eisen crime family.”

Eisen, founder of the State Democracy Defenders Fund, is a central figure in several lawsuits targeting the Trump administration as DOGE continues to gut the federal government.

“Every time Trump and Musk flood the zone, we do two cases,” he told The New Republic recently. “It’s called rule of law shock and awe.”

The group Building America’s Future, which Musk funds, ran an ad earlier this week targeting the liberal candidate in the race for Wisconsin’s Supreme Court, Susan M. Crawford. But the image of the woman in the ad was instead of Susan P. Crawford, a Harvard Law School professor.

Looks like Grok needs another update Elon.