Trump Sends Elon on Fool's Errand to Make New Air Force 1 Jets

Fascism is 90% aesthetics, which partially explains why Donald Trump has tasked Elon Musk with the job of badgering Boeing into creating two new Air Force One jets ASAP.

This request, which started in the first Trump term, has been sidelined and derailed by Boeing's PR nightmares (alleged assassinations and other mysterious deaths) and technical issues, according to a report.

So Trump has taken this vanity project and given it to the rocket man himself, Musk, to take several unrecommended methods like rolling back security clearance standards for those working on the presidential planes. As in lowering safety standards that would impact future presidents. Additionally, several inside sources have said that Trump is absolutely livid about having to fly in the 30-year-old presidential planes that date back to George H.W. Bush’s term.

Trump has been crying and begging for the new planes to have a patriotic red, white, and blue color scheme—rather than the current light blue and white color—despite thermal issues raised by the dark blue. It's almost like dark colors retain heat making a heat seeking missile's job just a little easier. It also prevents it from blending in with the blue skies for further coverage.

Trump has also reportedly suggested that if Musk, who owns SpaceX, can fly a rocket, he can probably figure out an airplane. I think someone should tell Trump that the combination of Boeing, lowered security clearance, and Musk isn't.....advisable.