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Pocket Watching Trump's Economy: That's Weird, Inflation is Up Under Trump for Some Reason
For some reason (that Trump says is Biden's fault) inflation has jumped up to 3% in January, its HIGHEST rate in 6 months. This has been...
Kayla Milton
Feb 122 min read


You Go Girl! Alleged Russian Asset Tulsi Gabbard Confirmed As Director Of National Intelligence
Gabbard's nomination was one of the most difficult for the Trump Administration to get through the United States Senate. Not just because...
Kayla Milton
Feb 121 min read


An All-Girls Private School in South Carolina Cancels STEM Event Because of DEI Ban
Ashley-Hall private school in Charleston, SC has celebrated its annual "Introduce a Girl to Engineering Day" event - but now that's gone...
Kayla Milton
Feb 111 min read


Federal Workers in DC Experience 2-Hour Delays After Musk/Trump End Remote Working
Nearly 17,000 federal workers are expected to return to the office at Washington Navy Yard on Monday after President Donald Trump's...
Kayla Milton
Feb 111 min read


A Golden Calf in Mar-a Lago is Beyond Parody
Huh??? There's a golden-hoofed, Trump cash-covered goat idol at Mar-a-Lago. If Biden did this MAGA would be screaming from the rafters...
Kayla Milton
Feb 111 min read


Elon Musk is Signaling He's Going to Defy the Courts and There's Nothing We Can Do About It
After 3 weeks of constant bombardment by the Musk/Trump regime, it seems that some of the checks and balances have started to check and...
Kayla Milton
Feb 112 min read


Trump Names Himself Chairman of the Board of the Kennedy Center Like He's a Cartoon Villain
Trump is literally doing cartoon dictator behavior. If I wrote a movie script and had the mega villain take over the progressive arts...
Kayla Milton
Feb 102 min read


Billionaire Business Man Wants to Destroy the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
As of this Saturday, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau will be handed over to the chief architect of the far-right Project 2025...
Kayla Milton
Feb 101 min read


So That Happened: A Roundup of This Week's Worst News
I spent all week doomscrolling so you don't have to - here's what you need to know about this week's news. Get Forked On January 28th...
Kayla Milton
Feb 74 min read


Pocket Watching: Trump is Ruining Waffle House
Waffle House announced it will be adding a 50-cent surcharge to all egg items due to rising egg costs as a result of bird flu. In a...
Kayla Milton
Feb 71 min read


The Pro-American Protests That Happened at all 50 State Capitals
A lot is happening right now, so let's just take a break to celebrate a small victory. On Wednesday, February 5th American citizens...
Kayla Milton
Feb 61 min read


At This Point France Should Take Back the Statue of Liberty
Before we change the plaque to say "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, so we can put them in...
Kayla Milton
Feb 52 min read


Only 20,000 (Less than .7%) Federal Employees Think Musk and Trump Are 'Definitely Going to Uphold Their Promise'
Just 2 Trustworthy Guys According to a new report from Axios, the Trump Administration has seen about 20,000 federal employees take the...
Kayla Milton
Feb 51 min read


Trump is Trying to Dismantle Jimmy Carter's Department of Education
Trump advisers are currently weighing actions to dismantle the education department. Officials are discussing issuing an executive order...
Kayla Milton
Feb 42 min read


Trump is a Sore Winner in Fake Trade War That He Started
On Sunday, Trump shared a reformatted version of a New York Post article about the trade war with Canada that omitted a key and crucial...
Kayla Milton
Feb 41 min read


Meet the Dorks Helping Elon Musk Do The Most Preventable Coup in History
3/6 I've been a reader of Wired magazine since I as in middle school - never did I imagine that they would do ground breaking political...
Kayla Milton
Feb 23 min read


Trump's Blanket Jan. 6 Pardons Let Rapists and Abusers Back Onto the Street
But they're Americans, so I guess it's fine. While many insurgents had no criminal record prior to committing crimes on January 6, dozens...
Kayla Milton
Jan 315 min read


Senile Florida Man Blames DEI, Minorities, for Fatal Plane Tragedy
In the wake of the worst air-based accident in DC since 2001, President Trump took it upon himself to comfort and reassure grieving...
Kayla Milton
Jan 312 min read


Trump Backs Off on Illegal Executive Order That Would Have Paused all Federal Funding
The White House has officially rescinded the memo issued on Monday that would have put a complete pause on all federal loans and grants,...
Kayla Milton
Jan 292 min read


I Guess We're Doing Concentration Camps Now
President Donald Trump said he will order the construction of a mass detention camp that can hold 30,000 deportees at the Guantánamo Bay...
Kayla Milton
Jan 291 min read
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